How was the Sybian?

As some of you may know, Yesterday I rode the Sybian on the Howard Stern show. I keep getting asked, How was it?

That was the first time that I actually experienced the Sybian. I have had a casual curiosity in the infamous toy for years, but didn't know how promising the design looked for me and my sex toy tastes.

And, as I expected, it had its ups and downs. Or perhaps not as many ups and downs as I would have wanted. Howard just had the clitoral attachment available for riding (I would have preferred one with an insert-able dong). If anyone knows me, they know I have to get off with simultaneous clitoral and vaginal stimulation. Plus the random man behind the control didn't get too artsy with his vibratory sequencing. It just went up, up, up. All in all, I give it an Ehhhh-So-So.